I was taking a shower one day and it was cold so i said i need to fix my water so then i brought a little lunch with in case i got hungry i was fixing the water and i was eating gummie bears and then my gummie bears fell into the water tube but i didnt see so ya so i shower myself with gummie bears
When my friends come over the number one question is always, "Whoa dude theres gummy bears coming out of your sink!" Then the follow up question," How did that happen!" Well the story goes like this, One day I had a huge hankering for some candy so I went to the Home Depot and bought a sink. Instead of hooking it up to water I hooked it up to a huge bucket of whatever candy I want! So now my house is party central!
This is the pres and I am coming to live from the white house. I personally ordered all water that runs to the houses of the united state
citizens to be gummy bears instead of water . I just personally feel that gummy bears are the way to go so I replaced the water with gummy bears.you will now have to go to wall-mart to get water .This is the pres sighing off
Okay yes I know my faucet is spiting out gummy bears. I actually had that installed like three months ago. This is how it works I will fill up a bucket full with gummy bears. Then I turn a machine on then it sucks up the gummy bears and stores them in an air tight pipe so they stay fresh until I turn on the faucet. I know it is weird but I like it.
One day I was walking to the bathroom to wash my hands because I had dirt on them from playing outside. I turned on the faucet and a ton of gummy bear started flowing out of it.. I decided to eat all of the gummy bears.
When I went to the Home Depot,I saw an awesome sink. It said on the label that it would spit out gummy bears. I called it the candinator. I was so amazed that it would do that. I bought it for $49.99. It wasn't even on sale. When I got home, I installed it right away. It was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. Now, lets see if it works, I twisted the knob very gently, and then all of the sudden, it spit out gummy bears. AMAZING!!!!!!! I am the happiest man alive, I think.
your not a man
That's not cool.
You shouldn't be talking with this.
well then bruh
man all you shut the fuck up
If I had a faucet that would shoot out gummy bears I would go in there after supper and sneak some gummy bears and eat as much as I could and then I would throw up because the gummy bears were so good I couldn't stop eating them.
One day I was home alone it was cold and snowy outside. I told my mom to go get me some gummy bears from the store. So she did and when she left I started to do something she would not like. I put gummy bears in a sink faucet that I bought from Walmart. And while she was gone I replaced the real one with the one I stuffed gummy bears in. When my mom got home she was not very happy when she turned on the sink gummy bears started pouring out all over. Then when she found out she grounded me for a month. I will never do that again.
If you are reading this then you are in trouble. The gummy bear apocalyptic"s is happening.First you must never run any water cause if you do you are already done for. OK so my name is Jeffry I am reading and thinking OK um what now! so then i ran downtown ate a gummy bear! Then went home but i was all messy so. I turned on the sink! then I got eaten by the gummy bears!
Okay so I don't know how this happened but what my opinion on this is that, somebody had there own well and had to refill it manually. Their kids won the lottery(don't ask me how they won cause I don't know) well any who they bought like 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 gummy bears and they had them in the back of a pickup. When there parents started to dig it up so they could refill the oldest kid that is like 16 backed up with his pickup truck and dumped all of them in the well. That is how they made this miracle happened.
So I was messing around with gummy bears and I thought it would be a good idea to make a dispensing gummy bear juice maker. But it turned into a gummy bear dispenser that some how had eliminated bears and never stop spiting them out when my mom got home I got in big trouble.She was throwing glass around yell "COLE WHY NO WE HAVE TO GET A NEW SINK." We finally got a new sink and I got grounded for a month.
This is not a real story and no I did not do anything with the sink that is a the story of gummy bears yaaay
The day started with a loud panther in my face. The panther came from now where and was ready to play. I'm a big animal person so I sorta live in the jungle and devoted my life to help and protect the jungle. Well one day some people came to do some piping and they were cutting down trees to get some space and I was mad. What I did was march into the city and stole a whole lot of gummy bears and stuffed them in the pipes and after that they left and never came back.
So I guess you are all wondering why gummy bears are coming out of my sink. Okay so I was at a friends house and we decided to go to the store and saw lots of different types of candy sinks there was gummy bear, candy corn, skittles and many more. I said hey lets get that and then we would have as many gummy bears as we wanted. So we went to my house and installed it it was so fun then my mom and dad came home and made me uninstall it I was disappointed but I guess that it was a good thing because now we can wash out hands with water and not gummy bears. I still wish I had unlimited gummy bears.
Dear citizens of the town,
I realize that as the town's plumber, I have been given a huge responsibility. My first goal is to conserve the water. I have done so by replacing everyone's water with gummy bears. Have you even noticed the change? I'm sure all the little children really enjoy this advancement in the community. Now you won't have to scold them to take a bath! You are also allowed to enjoy a refreshing glass of gummy bears on a nice hot day, of fill up a reusable jug for a day at the park. The only drawback to this operation is the cost. As you may have figured out, gummy bears are a bit more expensive than water, though they will help save our water resources. Taxes will be raised a lot. I hope you will tolerate this change.
Questions of comments? See the address below.
Hi mom I guess your wondering why gummy bears came out of the faucet this morning? Well about a month ago my little brother rowan won a contest in school and got a huge 5 pound bag of gummy bears. So of course everyone wanted some since they were his "friends". Well he decided to make a gummy bear business. First he hired his closest friend to work for him 10 gummy bears an hour. Then they sorted the gummy bears by flavor. 5 red gummy bears for 25 cents as well as for every color. Then whenever we went to the store that's why he always bought gummy bears. The school rules say no selling things on school property. So the teachers started to find out and he needed a new business place so we put it in the faucet.
How do you know when you have awesome parents? When you go into your bathroom you turn on the faucet and gummy bears come out. I asked my Mom "Where did the gummy bears come from?" she said "From the faucit." "I am not dumb Mom, How did the gummy bears get in there?"I said. I figured out that my Dad put it in the gummy bears. That was one awesome gift.
I see that you may be amazed about my sink. I honestly don't find it that special. Sure, it pours little gummy bears when you turn the faucet on. They aren't the old yucky bears that nobody wants, though. They're actually really fruity, chewy, and yummy. All kinds of flavors fill the nice, clean sink, like cherry, melon, and more. The bears have little faces on them, too. Sure, my sink is great, but wait until you see the rest of my house.
Today I woke up, ate breakfast,and then I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth...and gummy bears start coming out of the faucet. Now my first reaction is to stick my head under there and start eating all of them that came out. Then my mom comes in and she screams, "what in the world is going on in here." I tell her what happened and she runs straight to the phone to call the plumber. The next day this old weird man walks int the house. "awe I see this has been happening around this neighborhood," said the plumber. "so what should we do about this," said my mom. The plumber told my mom what to do, but I tuned him out. The next thing I know is that my face is stuffed with those gummy bears and I am to happy to stop. I eat,and eat,and eat, until... I puke all of the place my mom comes running in. "What happened to you did you even listen to what that man had to say." Ummm yeah well not really I said. " He said that you should not eat them because you do not know where they have been." Then I don't feel good anymore and puke all over her. I run straight to my room, and I sleep until morning
Okay, you want to know why my water facet is not shooting water out and shooting out gummy bears? Well it started on a normal day when my sister and I were dinking around in the bathroom and messing with the faucet when she came in with a big huge bag of gummy bears. Then I asked her "What are you doing with those gummy bears?" I asked. She said "Oh well my friend and I went to the store and got these cause we found out that we could do a experiment with the gummy bears." So then I was like, REALLY THATS COOL! Then my sister and I went and she told me how to do it and we tried it, and tried, and tried. Then we finally got it! So I turned the faucet on and then the gummy bears came shooting out like it's the end of the world and my sister and I just sat there and sat there staring at the faucet and just shocked and amazed! That is why my faucet is shooting out gummy bears.
The reason why there is gummy bears instead of water comming out well I just thought that it would be awesome to have a gummy bear faucet insted of water because I mean who dosen't want to replace water with gummy bears? Okay the real reason is I told the water dude to replace all my water with gummy bears and if we need to go to the bathroom or take a shower then we have to go to the neighbors house and they are all okay with that...(couldnt finish)
Once upon a time, there was a magical sink that shot out gummy bears. Yeah no that's not true, but there once was a army of gummy bears that planned to take over the world using the magical sink. "Wait that doesn't exist!" said the boy. So the gummy bears piled through the magical sink and began their invasion! "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's no such thing as a magical sink that shoots out gummy bears! Therefore the gummy bear army is dead!" said the boy "Look I'm the narrator telling fiction story so there is a magical sink and a army of gummy bears!" said the Narrator "I just asked if I could get a sand which dude and you started going on about some sink that doesn't even exist!" said the boy. "So what did happen to the sink?" asked the boy. "Yeah I just filled the pipes with gummy bears." said the narrator. Then the gummy bears started coming to life and attacking them. "So much for 'Their no such thing as a magical sink'! " said the narrator.
Dang it mom I told her to clean the sink now I'm thirsty and have a stomach ache I knew I should have called someone with the money I saved up *groan*.
One day, when I went to the restroom, something weird happened. I went to the sink to wash my hands, but instead of water coming out, a bunch of gummy bears dropped out of the faucet. My mom called the plummer, but he didn't know what was wrong. He checked our shower too, and the same thing happened. Later that night I loaded the dish washer with our dishes. I didn't hear the water, so I opened up the door and the dish washer was full of gummy worms.
The reason my sink is pouring out gummy bears is very complicated. Well, not really, see i always wanted a sink that poured out candy. So I called the plumber and asked him if he could make my sink pour out gummy bears? He said he might be able to, but no promises. So when he got here he had a giant container. i asked what it was for and he said to put the gummy bears in. Then he had a pipe that lead to the sink. Then my sink had gummy bears coming out.
The reason I have gummy bears coming out of my sink is one day I was tossing stuff around and a box of gummy bears fell into the pipes and then gummy bears started to come out of the sink.
One day I went to Menards I bought a sink. Instead of hooking it up to water I hooked it up to a gummy bear tank! So now I have a gummy bear sink. I love gummy bears. :)
I went to menards to go buy a sink.I look for one and then poof i saw a good sink so i bought that sink.When i got home,I set up the sink and when i turn it on It was awesome it was pouring gummy bears.I got a hand full and starting eating it.It is the best sink EVER!!!!!
I woke up one day, tired. So tired I could fall over at any time. I went into the bathroom to wash off my face. I turned on the water, and gummy bears fly out! At first I didn't know what to do, but then I picked one up and ate it. It was the best gummy bear I've ever had! Me and my dog, Marley, finished up all the gummy bears there were. We wanted to eat some more, so I turned the handle again. Water came out. Me and my dog were puzzled. We were so sad we started to cry.
One night I was hungry so I went to the kitchen and there was nothing to eat. I heard this noise from the bathroom. I got scared so I took my shot gun and I blew by bathroom up. Then I fugured out thatb it was the sink faucet. I was sad so it pored out gummy bears then I was happy.
One morning I woke up and went to the bathroom. I took a shower and had to get dressed. Once I got dressed, we went to the Home Depot and got a new faucet. Since we barely moved in the faucet didn't work. Once my dad got the faucet in and turned the keys .It poured out, wait...., it pours out gummy bears. AWESOME!!!!!
I thought I needed a new sink, so I called a plumber and said hook this up. He hooked it up, but he hooked it up to the gummy bear pipe. So now I have a gummy bear sink to go with my candy dispenser. Yum! I can't wait til my friends see this.
One morning when I was eating breakfast, I got syrup all over my hands. I went to the sink, and when I turned it on it started making a weird sound. Then, all of the sudden a ton of gummy bears started to come out of the faucet. I didn't know what to do, so I started eating them all.
It was a normal October day like any other. I was outside playing a game of football with my best friend Shane-qua when all of the sudden there was a giant rainbow, even though it hasn't rained in about 5 months. Then the rainbow started shooting out gummy bears everywhere. I went inside to look on TV, and it turned out that it wasn't just happening here it was happening all over the world. The news reporters didn't know what to say they tried to interview people but they were to busy trying to catch gummy bears in their mouths. I went back outside and the ground was covered in gummy bears, so I slipped on them and got mud all over my hands. When I went into the bathroom to wash my hands the sink started shooting gummy bears out of the faucet. It was crazy. Then I woke up and it turned out to be a dream.
There has recently been a predicament at my house I tell ya. I was try to get a glass of water and a fountain of gummy bears spewed in to my glass. And oh boy I was mad, madder than a lion who's food gets stolen. You wanna know why? Because I am obese and I'm not allowed to have gummy bears. To much sugar he told me, not enough healthy. Well let me tell you something, I Drank that fountain dry. Waited for it to fill up again and repeated until no more would come out. Now I weigh 435 that's a 45 pound weight gain! I just remembered I have a meeting with my doctor tomorrow discussing how to loose weight. Oh boy will he be mad.
I was at the doctors And I didn't feel to good. He put on some gloves wheeled his little roley chair over and I exploded rainbow barf all over him. He freaked out and let out a scream! Let's just say that I was kicked out of that hospital.
One day I went to the kitchen to wash my sticky hands from the gummy bears I was eating. I turned on the water but it wasn't water it was gummy bears. I thought I was losing my mind so I went to go lay down but when I walked in the living room it was made out of jello. That's when I knew something was up so I walked out side to see if my whole house made out of candy . It was, I was so excited. I could bounce on the floor and off the walls. I never wanted to leave. Then my dad woke me and that's when I realized it was just a dream.
I have a very good explanation about the gummy bears pouring out of my sink. I beleive I called the wrong plumber and got in a "sticky" situation. Hahahahahahahahaha. I called him again and he wanted to put a water pipe but instead he filled my sink and my bath tub and everything that pours out water with gummies. I don't like it and I wanted to call the police but I said Nahhhhhhhh. I thought my kids would love it so then when the maid came in she screamed and wanted too know what happened. I couldn't tell her but I did tell her that we cant fix it and every day is like a birthday to the kids. But every month we all get sweet tooth. Sometimes we change the gummies to m&ms or snickers. Those don't work so well. I got every candy there was. I like the bears the most.
One evening I was sitting on the couch when I heard a sound that came from upstairs. I went upstairs to see what it was and as I walked into the bathroom all of a sudden the floor and the sink full of gummy worms. I am upset now. Who is gonna clean all of this up!
One morning, me and my older sister decided to do something nice for my younger sisters birthday. What was her favorite thing to do besides sit around watching t.v? Then the answer became very clear! She loved sitting around wating t.v. eating CANDY!!!!!! So we put twizlers in her pillow case, snickers in her dress, and gummy worms in the sink.... sadly the twizlers were so stiff it gave her a knot in her neck, the snickers mealted, staining the dress, and the faucet wouldn't turn off. But all ended well, we all put on pjs got stuffed animals for pillows and enjoyed a nice afternoon sitting on the couch stuffing our faces with the flooding gummybears.
I walked home and went to the bathroom to wash my hands.When I got to the bathroom I turned on the water and at first it would not go then a whole bunch of gummy bears stared spilling out of the faucet.She I called my dad he came home after work looked at it and once again gummy bears came out of the faucet again.So he called the plumer and the plumer fixed it.
Well one day I was eating gummy bears and I wanted more. So I went to a gas station, but I couldn't find any. I went home and went online to see if any where there, but no. I thought an I thought and I thought, I knew that I wouldn't find any. So I went to my sink and turned it on. You know the rest.
One day I was going to Walart. I needed to go to nuber 2 really bad. I rush to the bathroom. I didnt make it. So I was bored and turned the sink on and gummy bears shot out. They were delicious, but I ate to much. I needed to go again. I made it this this time. I walk around Walmart and get some new underware. I got some paid for them and left. I see girls laughing. Then I relized I was in the women's bathroom the whole time.
Okay, you want to know why my water faucet is not shooting out water and shooting out gummy bears? Well it started on a normal day when my sister and i were dinking around in the bathroom messing around with the faucet when she came back with a bag full of gummy bears in her hand. Then I said what are you doing with all of those gummy bears? I asked. She said "Oh well me and my friend went to the store and bought some gummy bears to do an experiment. Then I said Wow! So she showed me how then I tried
tried and tried to then finally I got it. The next minute I had a faucet with gummy bears.
One day I when to go brush my teeth and BAM ! gummy bears came of the faucet. So I brushed my teeth with gummy bears. When I when to the tooth doctor and I had cavaiy
I am writing you this letter to express how sorry I am about the gummy bear incident. So here's my story, I was hungry so I went to the store and bought some gummy bears. When I got home I ate the whole bag in a minute. So I wanted to plan ahead just in case I got mega hungry. I bought 1000 bags of gummy bears. I needed something to drink so I went to the faucet and got some water. Then I thought wouldn't it be amazing if I hooked the faucet up to gummy bears ,and let me tell you it was amazing!
I'm sorry, Bob
I gotta tell you something,I have a faucet that shoots out gummy bears!You must be wondering "How did you get it".Well its a long story.Either way so it was a normal school day,and I was on my way to lunch and I see this kid with black hair,about 5 feet tall,with a lab coat and he came up to me and asked "Wanna see something cool?"And I said "Yes"So he showed me a room with a bunch of cool stuff like jet packs,chemicals and other sciency stuff,and in the middle of the room happened to be a faucet.I asked him"What is does the faucet do"He said"It shoots out gummy bears."I thought it was awesome,so I asked "Can you add this to my faucet"and he said"Yes"So he added the gummy beats to my sink and thats how I this sink to so special.
It was Halloween and I was walking around town collecting as much candy as I could. When my two bags were full of delicious treats I went home. I had to go use the oval office, but some thing strange happened I went to wash my hands and gummy bears started flowing out of the faucet. I went and washed my hands in the kitchen, and came back and hooked up my hose to the sink then put it in the bath tub. I filled it to the top then jumped in and ate them bears.
Well one day I was home sick and my mom had wen't to get medicine so I was left alone. after she left i went to get a drink when I turned one the sink......gummy bears there was gummy bears......yep not going to use that sink for awhile.............................
Well one day i was walking home from school. I got thirsty and I decided i wanted some water. I went to the sink and turned it it on. 2 drops of water came out then a lot of gummie bears i thought i was just to hot to think straight so i put my cup under it filled it and tried to take a drink and got a mouth full of gummie bears i liked it for the most part but the black ones are so gross.
well the thing about the gummy bears .i don't know how that happened.but this is what i think well I had a party with gummy bears so maybe that is when is happened .at first my water was changing colors and got thicker and for some reason it is know gummy bears ...
One day i the afternoon i went to the bathroom and i opened to foset and a lot of gummy bears came out.I started eating them and eating tell i got fatter and fatter and fatter...
One day I go home to get a drink, but when I turned the faucet water didn't come out it was gummy bears yummy, gummy, gummy bears. I wanted to know what was going on so I went to the city to see what was up with our water. They said that the gummy bear company dumped all of there gummy bears in to the water supply. I went to the gummy bear factory and asked why they did that and they said they were only trying to be kind. I didn't believe them so I sued them for the company and I won. So long story short I now own a gummy bear company and got the cities water back to normal again. THE END
One day I was washing......
This is the president reporting live! There has been LIVE GUMMY BEARS ROAMING THE STATE OF WASHINGTON D.C! Please lock your doors, board up your windows, and sadly...... plug your sinks,toilets, and shower drains. If you don't do these simple tasks you will surely die. Take my word!........... As Jack shut the T.V off he said whisperly, " whatever" and went to take a shower. As he was taking a shower he had his eyes closed as he was singing to his comb in the shower and as he did the tiny gummy bears started to come out from under the shower drain and the bathroom sink! Finally he was done with his song and noticed that there was gummy bears coming from the drain! He got so scared, that he fell and died. Then out of nowhere a gummy bear yelled, " THE BIG MAN TOLD YOU!"
One day I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth and I said a acent chant that sounded like a weird airplane name. As I said it the water turned in to gummy bears and they were gross when i tasted them. They also felt like really wet jello. So I went to look in my book of spells, and it said,"any thing you look at using this spell will turn in to gummy bears." So I went to school and it back fired on me, it turned me to gummy bears. Oh well now I know not to play around with spells.
Once I turned the handle to the sink gummy bears started to pour out. I did not know that gummy bears were in the sink till I put my hands under the sink. I thought to my self "what the."
I was going to go and take a bath. But when I look in the tub there was gummy worms and gummy bears. So I hop into the bath I had a gummy party.
Okay let me just tell you that my brother is a NUT. He has decided that his new favorite thing to eat is gummy worms. So are sink was not working on day, so my dad being a plummer he went to take a quick look at the pipes. What my dad say at first was a gummy worm and he said "oh this must be the problem." Well that was not ALL the problem. There were still millions up there. Hey and guess who did it yeah that's right my brother put all these gummy worms up the drain. Then it was time to eat and I went to wash my hands and gummy worms started to come out of the sink. Then my brother was in for it cause I told my mom.....
Hello there my name is Doctor Tedd Von Sweimer Tickle Bear Dufol Falber Stien Swabbler Singdinger Von dibble trine swinger ten gobbler ven shrine the third, but you can call me Tedd.
I was working on my latest creation ,The Rockman, when i noticed something in my sink when I got over there I soon found out it was a gummy bear. I was wondering why there was a gummy bear in my sink ,I haven't bought those since I atempted to make the Gummy Sink.
One day I was taking a show when thousands and thousands of gummy bears just came raining out from the shower. Didn't know what happened but then I realized what day it was, April fools day! When I got out of the shower and I walked into my living room and my little brother was sitting with a strange face. That is how I knew that he had done it. When I accused him for doing it he told me that he replaced it with gummy bears.
I was walking home from school. It was a warm, sunny day the kind where the birds chirp so sweetly. When I got home my mom interrogated me. She was wondering why the faucet in the bathroom was shooting out gummy bears. I, loving the gummy bears, ran as fast as I could to the bathroom. There it was, the sink. Gummy bears of a colors coming out of it. We found out a few weeks later that it was my sister, Alice. She never got gummy bears again.
Well, it all started on a normal day just like this one. I was walking home from school on the gloomy sidewalk. I went upstairs to my comfy room and I got bored so I decided I wanted to brush my teeth. I went to the purple bathroom that's right across the hall. First I found my speaker and got some music going. Then I got out my pink electrical tooth brush and put some extra minty toothpaste on it. I was jamming and then I realized I needed to spit! I turned on the brand new faucet, and spat. I didn't even realized there was no water. It was gummy bears! There were reds, greens, yellows, and many more! I couldn't believe it! I grabbed a princess Dixie cup and filled it up. I ended up going back and forth all afternoon! It made my normal day into an exciting day.
America, I am your President, therefore I can make the rules. Now since I am the boss. I can make the rules. Today, I am fulfilling a childhood dream of mine. GUMMY BEARS! As of October 2nd 2044. All of the United State's sinks, showers and more will be filling with gummy bears. edible of course. I never said I was stopping obesity.
Last Friday afternoon, I was cleaning the bathroom. I had just got done with scrubbing the tub, and I went to turn the faucet on the sink on so i could wash me hands. I turned to knob, and gummy bears started spewing out of the faucet. Bright red, Blue, Yellow, and purple filled the sink bottom. Never in my life had i smelled anything so wonderful. It smelled like pineapples mixed with grapes and daisies. It looked like the rainbow was being poured into a bottomless tub of nothingness. I tried to turn the faucet off, but when I tried, only more started to come out at a time. I finally called my brother in to help me, when all of the sudden i start to shake! "Sister wake up, you slept through your alarm!"
Okay, yes there were gummy bears coming out of the faucet a couple of weeks ago, but I have a very good explanation. I was wondering what would happen if I shoved a whole bag of gummy bears up the faucet. So I did the only reasonable thing to do. Next thing I know there are gummy bears everywhere! I just turned the sink on and they came flowing. the water smelled like gummy bears for almost two weeks! It also tasted like gummy bears which, if you as me, was pretty awesome. That's why there were gummy bears coming out of the faucet.
Gummy bears. Out of all things that could of came out of my sink it just had to be gummy bears. Earlier that week we found out aliens were coming, so we set up a landing sight for them. We set the landing sight to a area near the water plant. Soon a saucer zoomed bye and landed. They came out with guns... so we all ran. When I got home i wanted a glass of water so I turned the sink on... and gummy bears came out.
One day bob said he wanted some gummy bears. So i said OK let me get some. So I did that but when I came back Bob had a something plug into the sink he said prow in the gummy bears. And i did that now our water sis-tum WELL.... is now a gummy sis tum THE End till i get some m&ms
Hey, I'm Kat, so.. i thought I could tell a story about something that happened at my friend, Kathlyn, house. So we were swimming at the community center and we just left the pool, and Kathlyn suggested to play some basketball, and we did. We got back and there was a trail for Kathlyns brothers room. Which made her mad, because they were hers. but she followed the trail to the bathroom, and there were GUMMYBEARS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! EVEN COMING OUT OF THE DRAIN
So one day I was just sitting there on the sofa and I thought to myself
what if i were to make gummi bears come out of my sink well that back fired i did it but then they started to come out every where
OK, so I was gonna brush my teeth and so I turned on the water. Gummy Bears flew out! Best day ever!
ok first i would grab 200 of the biggest garbage bags there ever was and fill them up.then i woulad grab 200 more of the same type of garbage bags.then i would fill them up.
i would eat them
Well, uh, mom, I love you so much by the way, I was sitting here watching 'Shark Tank' when some guy named Tim came on with a gummy bear dispenser. That got me thinking... what if I installed gummy bears into the boiler? So I got to work with it. I didn't really think it through until I was done. Sorry? WHAT?!! Three days with no books?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
One day batman decided to take poop in a toilet (weird I know). Then he took his glow in the dark toilet paper and his boomerang (I know he owns a baterang but just go with it). He then foced it but nothing came out. So he just washed his hands instead. Then GUMMYBEARS!!!!!!! *cue gummybear song*
We don't have that.
One day when my friend parents came home, they went into every room to see if I did a good job babysitting my brother. My brother was a trouble maker but I kept my eye on him the whole time. I heard my name being called into the bathroom. When I walked in I saw a sink full of colored gummy bears. I was freaked out because I was wondering how there coming from the spout. My mind went to only one thing...David. My parents called David into the room and started asking him questions like "Do you know how these got here?" and "Did you do this?" My brother told my parents "When I was playing in my room I heard a noise in the bathroom. Josh was playing on his ipod like always so I decided to be brave and so look. When I went in there I saw that under the sink the water wasn't coming out. I thought that since I had gummy bears I could put them In there and no one would notice." My parents laughed. I guess I didn't have my eyes on him the whole time.
So, I guess your wondering why there's gummy bears coming out of the faucet. Well I'll just explain it then. So one day I was washing my hands and they just kept coming out. So I went to the plumber and he said there's nothing on, and when he turned on the facet it was water. Then I turned it on and the gummy bears came, so he said he had no idea. Then I figured out that there was gummy bears in the water system when I was about to turn it on. So there is how this happened.
You're probably wondering why the faucets shoots out gummy bears, huh? Wait What! You didn't know!? Oh no... well I was just joking! Ugh... fine I'll tell, do you remember when I said that my dream was to have a candy house, and you said that someday I could? Well today was the day! So, do you want to know why there's gumdrops instead of cereal? Wait you didn't know that too! I should really stop talking now... especially since there is gummy worms instead of pasta. Dang it! I did it again!
So this is what happened one day I found ou that my little baby brother stuck five whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet and I couldn't figure out how to get them out so I called the plumber. When the plumber showed up I could kind of tell something was wrong about him but I let him fix the problem anyways. The plumber checked reached his hand in the toilet and grabbed them then threw them away. Then he went to wash his hands and the water wouldn't come out so he fixed that problem or so I thought. After he left I went to go make sure the sink worked, when I tried it gummy bears came out! It was crazy! But I guess it was pretty awesome, so we lived off of gummy bears for the rest of our lives. :D The End...
What? This is normal in the F.R. Only when the plumbing's on the fritz, though. Come to think of it, I don't even know where the gummy bears come from. Those sticky little buggers. Just when you think it's safe to wash your hands you get gummy bears. And no, they don't taste good. They taste like copper. We should really switch to a different material for our plumbing. Our water sometimes turns a sickly green. We also have found a few traces of hallucinogens in the pipes, so don't eat the gummy bears. Except if you want stuff to get trippy. Gummy bear trippy. So if you want to live that one Katy Perry video, go right ahead. Even though you will mostly get arrested
because for some reason these gummy bears make people extremely aggressive. It's happened a lot. Everyone who's don it said that there was a rhino trying to pick a fight with them, so, yea. Don't eat the gummy bears. Even if they look delicious. Don't.
~Jakob Werts, Pesident of Illumination/Fergus Republic
You accidentally put 'don' instead of done sir.
And put 'mostly' instead of most likely
I also seemed to have spelled my name wrong.
Why I have gummy bears coming out of the sink is because I wanted an infinite supply of gummy bears. So I ask the gummy bear factory to give me a pipe line to my sink so I can get infinite gummy bears, they said no. I started to ponder how I could get a bunch if gummy bears, after an hour of thinking I got an idea. My idea was to dig a giant hole toward the factory. Once I got there I quietly went in and started to build a pipe to my house I got there and connect the pipe checked if it work and as you can see it did.
So it was a boring saturday after noon rainy and boring . I went to go to the bath room when I saw my brother trowing Gummy Bears in the toilet . He even ended up plugging the toilet with Gummy Bears . So I went to turn on the sink and all the Gummy Bears where coming out of the sink. I stuck my tounge in the sink and eat all of them
It was christmas and I needed a new sink to my cousin got me one and she instald it for me. One day after I got done cooking I went to go wash my hands and there these gummi bears started flowing out like crazy. Then I called her and said that she got me a sink that shoots out gummi bears out and then she came over and got a big bowl of gummi bears.
Ok so you are probably wondering why there are gummy bears coming out of the faucet. The answer is that we live in a galaxy called Gummy Way, our planet is Gummy World, continent Gummyopilis, country USG or United states of Gummy, state Gummy town, and finally street Gummy Avenue.SO everything we have or do or eat is made out of gummy such as gummy spaghetti, gummy dog, etc. oh you were trying to go to the Moon? Well our gummy fleet shot you with gummy blasters and sent you here. Why? Well we did it because we have never eaten a human before. "WHAT?" What you didn't think we would let you go did you? Just get in my belly. That is the end and you could see right through the gummy bears bellies so it was really weird you could see all his guts and stuff. Well anyway they just kept eating us humans forever and that kids is why you will all be eaten. What? Yeah i'm eating you cause I told you all about my plans. NOOOOOOOOO. The end all humans die on 2034 do to a Gummy invasion...Or will it happen right now right before your very eyes. BUM BUM BUM.
OK, so I was gonna brush my teeth and so I turned on the water. Gummy Bears flew out! Best day ever! So, how this happened... I was gonna brush my teeth at the end of my day, and I was really tired, it must have been 4 in the morning! Anyway, gummy bears flew out, and I thought since I was tired, my mind was playing tricks on me. This wasn't the case though. I called my best friend and told her, and the same thing happened to her, too! This is the best thing ever
Well I was going to wash my hands after fixing a bike when a rrrrrruuuuuummmmmmbbbbbblllllleeeeee came though the drain when BOOM! A colorful stream of gummy bears came spilling out of the spout luckily I didn't put soap in there or I wouldn't be able to eat them.Then my mom came in an said that the pipes will explode.
My mother is turning the facet witch is creaking with a terribly loud sound. Gummy bears came flying out of the old metal facet, and my mother scruched up her face in such a way that I knew she wanted an explanation. So, I told her my story.
"It all started when Billy came over after school on Friday...."
"You mean to say that this all happened when me and your father were out of the house?"
"Yes. Anyway, Billy thought that it would be fun to stuff the facet full of gummy bears. So, I went along with his silly idea, It's not like it was going to work anyways. At least that's what I thought. We stuffed, and crammed, and shoved the facet full of colorful gummy bears. His prank had worked! I couldn't believe it, and all I had to do was not use the facet until today."
"You are in so much trouble mister!"