Hello there, you look like you are hungry well I have the meal for you. My all new invention is just the best thing ever. It is french fries and chicken nuggets double dipped in flavored grease with hot wings all put on top a patty melt. It also includes a bacon flavored bun and a side of extra cheese if you would like. I'm not lying. You won't regret it!
Do you like donuts? do you like bacon? Do you also like cheeseburgers? well come to The Shed's Barbecue's place and get the pig's doughnut cheeseburger for your belly for $7.00. "it's glazing good"!
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Hey! Do you want to try the mouthwatering 2 pound jolly rancher booger? Oh sorry I meant burger... It is topped with 2 burgers stacked with american cheese and jolly ranchers. It might just make your teeth break but hey it's worth it... You maybe will taste the rat poop on the grill that we haven't cleaned in like years but it's not that bad... Come down to Joe's Disgusting Burgers and try something that you probably don't want to try but try it anyway....
Hey are you tired of eating just plain old candy bars? Well Fabulous Factory of Flavor has made that come to an end. We have created and all new, original, sweet treat for you to eat. This candy bar is called a "Yum Yum" bar. It is made from the most finest, all natural chocolate coating, and peanut butter, caramel, and whip cream filling. It is like have extra sweat pumpkin pie, but with a twist. Buy your own "Yum Yum" bar today for $2.99. For and extra special offer, call 800-464-9478. (You must be eighteen years or older to order.)
Today come down to the bakery and buy this new delicious omelette. It comes with a doughnut and a drink. The omelette has different things you can put on it. You can either but bacon and cheese or any other topping. This delicious omelette will only cost $2.45 each. Tell all your friends about this wonderful omelette. Don't forget it's only $2.45. Enjoy!
Hey you out there! We have our tasty smoke rib sandwich with cheddar cheese!! Yum!!! YUM!!! it is the best sandwich!!! It taste like heaven on earth!! I dare you to come and buy it!!!! now!!! for only $20.98
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This is the most unhealthy thing ever! Let us start you off with a bun. It is a chocolate cake doughnut glazed up and covered in chocolate. For the meat you get some bacon,4 hamburgers, cooked liver, and some sausage. It has cheddar cheese on every slice of hamburger. You also get some dripping A1 sauce. This burger is named the Black Burger that simple.
I am selling eggs bacon and a microwaved omelet to on a bun. You have to try this disgusting food so I can make $. Trust me it is disgusting like the unicorn meat. I am the same owner from the unicorn meat so come to EAT DISGUSTING FOOD inc. To get your disgusting food.
Do you ever want something sweet salty and sour to eat. Well I have a solution. Come down to feaster's feast and get your manga burger. Made with a Glazed doughnut , deep fat fried bacon, A1 grilled burger, salted tomato, lettuce and cheese. Come get your burger for $5.99!
Have you tried the cheeseburger chips? They are the most popular chips right now. Cheeseburger chips taste like cheeseburgers. They have been approved that the are yummy by my whole family and all of my friends. So go online to cheeseburgchips.org or call 222-333-4444 to order the cheeseburger chips.
Fried. Served hot. Big. Three of many words I have chosen to describe the newest creation at the fast food chain of Hammies. Packed with delicious sauces a eggs donuts as the bun what more do you want. As you unwrap the package you realize this is going to be the best samich ever. You take one bite and have to take a break to wrap your mind around what you have just ate. You dig in a can't stop you want to go back for more. You are in the drive through and realize that they are 1000 calories. And that was the point you said no more for me and went to unis unicorn barn and bought some unicorn
I would make a triple bacon greased sausage doughnut hamburger. It has over 6000 calories and is the most flavored thing there is it will make you so happy you will go in a coma. It has a theme song too 1 2 3 4 grease grease grease it is the meat that gives the bun a flavor. Now that is amazing so come buy it at death hut today at your life and $11.99 with a drink and medium fries.
What are your favorite foods? Bacon, Donuts, M and M's, pizza? Well now we're taking all of these delicious unhealthy foods and turning them into one delicious meal. Introducing the Heart Attack sandwich from Jake's Food Emporium! It's a deep fried cheeseburger, glazed in chocolate, with donuts as buns and M and M's inside the donuts, wrapped in bacon, and filled with pizza then deep fried again! Come and try it, it won't hurt anything but your health!
Do u like very fat foods well come on down to Tubby Terrance's burrito factory. We have a new kind of food called the turduckpaliza. It is turkey wrapped in duck meat wrapped in pizza wrapped in meatballs and topped with 90 gallons of nacho cheese. It's only $25 and it will probabley give u a heart attack and straight up diabetes please don't sue and Please enjoy!!!!!!
Do you ever just wish you had the most creamy chocolate thing in the world, when you r dreams have came true come to darrals diabetes house and have the famous chocolate pancake stack over 3 feet high each layer of pancakes have an inch of chocolate covered gummy worms, and anything you want we have all candy you want on it. Reese's, Hershey, gummy anything you can possible amagen. So come and get your pancakes for only 18.99, come today and get a 2 cent discount if you come you will only have to pay 18.99
It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's the "Flying Cheetah"!!!! The Flying Cheetah is named this because I feel like it. The FC is a heart stopper... literally. It has fried bacon, fried chocolate, fried gummybears, fried chicken, fried ice cream, fried oreos, fried french fries, fried cheese, and fried salad all on one burger. Doesn't that sound AMAZING?! Well, if it doesn't sound appetizing then hop in and try it... you'll regret ever saying it sounded gross. WARNING: do not eat if you have heart problems, diabetes, if you are gluten free, trying to lose weight, are pregnant, and/or have any disabilities.
Does your sweet tooth ever get the best of you? If so, you should try the eagle candy bar. The eagle candy bar only has 6000 calories and it tastes great! It is made of only the finest eagle, covered in 17 layer of creamy chocolate, and stuck on a kebab stick. If chocolaty eagle kebabs aren't you thing, there is also a cardinal on a stick! This is a grilled cardinal with special salted caramel seasoning powder, bacon bits, and chocolate syrup. With either of these orders, pure fat is available as a side. It is unbelievably unbelievable that this is only 8000 calories!
Have you ever wanted something really unhealthy !You want to try the most unhealthy food ever even more McDonald's!Well this burger is call the heart stopper!This burger has bacon,cheese,3 burgers,hot-sauce,and a lot of cayenne pepper.(the hot sauce and cayenne peeper are put on after it is out and made).We also put some mystery ingredient.(You must give a signature to eat this burger).
Are you looking for something really sweet? The new sweetest thing is here! The "Sweet Bar." It is peanut butter chocolate fudge with whipped cream on top. So go to www.TheSweetBar.com. It is on sale now for only a limited for $1.00
Hi would you like diabetes. Well i have the solution for you.I have the diabetes sandwich which contains cookies, chocolate, donuts, bacon, ice cream, straight up diabetes, fudge, sausage, cinnamon roll, greasy burger, Kobe beef, meatballs, and fried chicken. It is really good and healthy for you. Come on down to Kaleb's BBQ foot massage.
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Tired of the same old Big Mac that no one likes? So am I, I never liked those disgusting "excuses of a burger." That's why I invented a new burger that will surely fill you up. It's called The Heart Failure deluxe burger! It's sure to fill all your junk food needs. We got some vanilla buns, deep fired bacon, chicken with trans fat, some sausage, some lard, and for the best part. It comes with a free diabetes size cup with over 70 grams of sugar, topped a heart attack sized super salty fries, and some chocolate bacon topped with lard. Here's the best part, there are no healthy foods or vegetables. What could be more better!
Hey I am future Jesus, think twice before you go to the canoeing lessons. It'll change the way you are forever.
Do you like candy? Such as Snickers, Twix, Oreo's, Nerds, and Yak's!? Then this is for you a pizza with all those candies. You will always see this because it's so good. Never turn it down and get it today.
There is this new meal called the "Im going to give you diabetes". It includes a Reese's Peanut Butter cup burger. Milk chocolate french fries. And a milk chocolate and dark chocolate milk shake. If you want diabetes. Then just come to my store..
Are you happy and proud to be fat and want to be even fatter? then come try this food it has 100000000000000000 grams of SUGAR! so come buy this sweet fattening food at www.fat.com and buy 5 and get 0 free and the price is only $999.99! so remember buy buy buy at mcdonalds for this Krispy Kreme bacon chedder cheeseburger.
Hey there! If you haven't heard of the new Chocolate shake with everything chocolate on it then you need to keep reading. This shake has chocolate ice cream, Reese peanut butter cup, mini fudge bites, along with a little bit of caramel. So if this sounds amazing to you call this number. Your drink will come with an extra one for free if your the first caller. Call the number on your screen to get this amazing shake!
Hello, have you had McDonalds well if you haven't there is one in every state and it gives you diabetes. So if you go to your McDonalds today you can get diabetes. They're now serving breakfast all day so come diabetes through out the whole day. Everything on their menu makes you fat. Their chicken is fake so if you eat it you might get sick. So I recommend not going to McDonalds if you want to stay healthy.
Guys you should go to your nearest Walmart and buy the new food. We have created this delicious Oreo bacon pie. This new product is already top selling on the charts. Our pie have the delicious salty bacon flavor as well as the delightful sugary Oreo flavor. Our pie will make your taste buds cry for more. We only use the finest Oreos and the crispiest bacon. This pie will be out soon so go before it's gone. (only $9.99)
I would make a bowl and fill it with nachos, pizza, hot dogs, ice cream, doughnuts, bacon, and eggs and then blind it all together to make this creamy smoothie drink, and give it of as a challenge to drink the entire gallon in under eight minutes. Can you do it!
Have you ever wanted to try a candy taco? Well, here you have it. It is a taco shell dipped in chocolate, the inside is covered in all different kinds of candy. All the candy that is mixed together is Nerds, suckers,Laffy Taffy, gummy bears, etc. You have the choice of either a plain dipped chocolate shell or a chocolate with frosting shell. You could also include any kind of ice cream you would like. Everyone loves this treat so go down to your local candy or ice cream store and there you can have it.
Hey, have you wanted to try a deep-fried rope covered hammer? Well now you can! This food is only sold at Sicky´s, ¨The grossest restaurant out there¨. To order call 1-800-SICKYS! Order now while rope lasts and get a free poop sandwich. Call now!
Oh.. I didn't see you there. Well you look very hungry so I'm going to make you buy some food from me. Do you like hot cheetos, hot wings, fries, chicken nuggets, nachos, and cheese burgers? Well you probably do so I'm just going to tell you what it is. This is a really good sandwich. The bun is flavored as hot cheetos and there is fries on this inside and also nachos for that extra crunch! There is also meat... loads of it. This crazy burger only costs $490.99.
Alright today I will be telling you about this thing that might kill you just eating one but america so yeah okay it's a dream for people who don't care about what they look like it comes in many shapes and forms. Second once you choose what you want it to be we just make it horrible we drench it in sugar,mountain dew,kfc,hamburgers okay so this is a mountain of horrible food chooses that can ruin your life with each bite so buy it for only 1 life or if you survive than your self image and $54.66.
Have you ever thought of eating the most unhealthy thing in the world? But just wait until you try it! This doughnut big mac burger pizza will be you favorite thing to eat after you try it. On the outside is two cherry filled sugar plum doughnuts filled with extra sugar and big mac sauce on top. In the middle is two buns with a big mac inside and has 3 pieces of tomato with sugar on them. The last thing we put on before we put the bun on is two slices of sugar pizza. Not only does the pizza have sour gummy bears and war heads, It is sprinkled with a cup of sugar.
H-hey kids (Micky laugh)! Are you hungry well come on down to Micky's burgers and have a sweet treat....Have the specialty cream filled hot dogs wit glaze on top and wrapped in bacon all dipped in chocolate.Have that with the SUPER MONSTER DRINK!!!!! You'll die from how big it is literately! so come on down to Micky's murder I mean burger house today!
Hey!! Are you tired of eating just plain old candy bars? Well not anymore!!! Get your very own candy bar called the triple chocolate chunk chubby nub nub over hear. All that is on it is every candy bar in the world and pounded into one little brownie!! This wont only give you a lot of energy but it may also come with a free trash can for when you get a little sick!
Hey, I have a meal for you. It is stuffed with pizza, spaghetti, jelly, nacho cheese, and a big mac. It has more calories than a 300 pound man can hold can you guess it, it is 53,000. It is named after Thomas Jefferson, and its called the Tommy-gun muncher. It is so dumb that it is amazing. Get yours for only $99.99 and get 2 for the price of one if you order in the next 15 minutes. Note: This may ,ake you obese, cause death or eyes popping out of your head. Have a nice funeral!
Hello there, well my invention would be fries filled with extra chocolate dipped in dark chocolate, caramel, and vanilla. Also, an entree of a Big Mac covered with chocolate with chips and crackers added on the Big Mac. The beverage would be a Coke with 5 times the extra sugar. I hope that's all for you and I hope you enjoy!
Hi there, have you ever just been so hungry you could eat anything even if it wasn't healthy? Well we have the thing for you! It's not just breakfast pizza but so many yummy breakfast meals put together. Just imagine a pancake for the dough, smoothly covered in chocolate fudge. Bacon strips covering the top with syrup drizzled on top. Scrambled eggs put into a star with strawberries on the edge. And for the finish doughnut glazed topping.
Have you ever been wanted something more than a chocolate cake doughnut? Well I have... the all new Chocolate Chip, chocolate creme doughnut holes is finally here. It is a doughnut hole filled with chocolate creme and topped with chocolate and cinnamon. It is so delicious! You can get it now! All you have to do is call 1-800-222-2343. They are only $2.98 for a package of doughnut holes. I hope you get one today, they are so delicious!
Hey do u want to try a mouth watering burger that will give you diabetes then come down to the crusty crab and try the burger that you will probably die from eating .Each burger has frosting with sprinkles on it and the total of burgers stacked is 6.The buns are made out of reeses peanut butter cups also instead of ketchup is hot fudge.The price is $5.79, so come and buy this mouth watering treat to get diabetes today! thanks and see ya there. ;)
There is a new restaurant in town. At the end of south and weirdo, you will find a little restaurant. We serve ice cream burgers. This is meal. It comes with a side of chocolate dipped fries, or chocolate soup. People may think that we are trying to kill you with all this food. I must promise you that we are certainly not. So come on down and eat my little ice cream burgers. They taste amazing, so amazing that you will want to have them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I know for a fact that yo will. This is a scientific fact, meaning that it has been proven. That means to not doubt me, for i tell the truth! You will love them.
Are you hungry? Do you have a good sense of taste? If you do you need to try the new Candied Salad. The Candied Salad is a salad covered in caramel, gummy bear reduction sauce, chocolate malt balls, and tomato shaped, cherry candy! The salad has been soaked over night in a sugary and smooth secret sauce that will make your mouth water. So go get some now, or call this number to get your first taste of victory. 402-1622-918
Hey you, ya you! Do you ever want a salad, but you don't want all the healthy junk? Well you've come to the right place! Introducing the new Junky Stuff!! The first ever salad that's full of junk! Come be unhealthy with us!
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Have you ever had a sandwich that had bacon,egg,cheese,onions,tomatoes, and two donuts as the bun. Well this sandwich is called the Mysterious Hog. It is fully loaded. You can only order it online. I hope you are wanting one right now. The number to get this terrific treat is 402-631-8209 or you can go straight to the factory in the North Pole.
Hi, do you want to try something new, well try a bacon cheese burger with bacon all over it with cheese and fries on top if you don't like it well try it any way can promise you, you will love it. I hope I can blow your mind.
I have something delicious for you! If you want it you can just simply make it. I will first tell you what's on it then it should be easy for you to make. Ok, on this delicious sandwich there will be bagels as the bun, mayonnaise and nacho cheese mixed together for the sauce. Then it will have chocolate chips and sprinkles all in the sauce. Then, you have to take 2 tacos, 1 pizza, 4 oreos, and 1 bag of chips and smooch them all on top of the sauce and toppings. Finally, you top it off by putting the final piece of bagel on top. It might sound gross, but trust me it is not. IT IS THE BEST FOOD YOU WILL EVER HAVE IN THIS UNIVERSE!! Make it in your home today, or you can order it online at my website www.eatunhealthy.com!
Have you ever tried a double frosted minion doughnut from the doughnut factory? Well if you haven't you have the opportunty to RIGHT NOW! You can come to the doughnut factory and buy a double minion doughnut for just $1! You heard me folks Just $1! Come now, they are going fast.
do you like bacon do you like donuts then try a dbd or doughnut bacon doughnut.....
You should by my triple stacker bacon egg deluxe for only $200! All you have to do is go to Tristin house burgers and say ¨ Challenger¨. We will ask you to pay a $20 fee and if you eat it all in 1 minute we will give you fifty dollars.
You should come on in and try the Chase Burger. The best thing i the world in the Chase Burger. The best thing on the burger is the tasty syrup. The syrup is homemade that what makes it even better! One more unhealthy ingredient is the gummy worm burger. You better come in and try the tasty burger.
The Diabetes Diner created the newest invention to make you fat and die. The newest burger is breaded with fried pizza dough and doughnuts and small pieces of cookie and cake in it. It has bacon cookie dough chocolate bars and marshmallows inside. It's sauce consists of liquefied lard, chocolate, butter,and ice cream. Trust me eat this for a week and you will die of obesity. Have fun America.
Hey you there! Yeah you! Get over here and try my new and improved, "Diabeties on a Plate." Sounds good doesn't it. It comes with bacon, pancakes, a choclate donut, cheese, greased, and to top it all of you slather it in butter and take a bite. Here try it. Isn't it good. That will be $50.00.
If you want to eat something amazing you need to come down and eat our new and improved brelinner. It is breakfast, lunch, and dinner combined in one sandwich.It is now our new special at jumbles and it is 6 inches tall. This wonderful sandwich is packed with bacon, cheese, ham, turkey,cereal, and a little bit of mashed potatoes.For the two pieces of bread there are two bagels,and in the middle is a piece of french toast and is glazed in syrup and covered in powdered sugar. We have a challenge if you eat this sandwich in 20 minutes then you get your picture taken and gets hung on the wall of fame and you get a free t-shirt.come down and get stuffed at jumbles at the corner of nowhere.
Do you love hot wings, pizza,and cheese! A 5 star chef saying its so good yet so life ending. It is a savoring dish hot wings overlayed by meat lovers pizza with cheese drowning it at all corners, sprinkled with fries. Then deep fried its called The Diabetes.
Something more unhealthy than a Krispy Kreme cheddar cheeseburger is a corn dog. But not just any corn dog, it is a corn dog with snickers, raw bacon, raw chicken, mustard, ketchup, pickles, onions, and Pepsi. The bacon, chicken, and onions with be soaked in grease. The condiments with be all mixed together. Snickers will be the topping, but it is melted on top of everything. It is unhealthy, disgusting to look at, it also maybe toxic, but something to keep in mind is it has everyone's favorite foods.
Hey there I am guessing you have never tried a piece of ice cream pizza if you haven't then you better keep reading. This wonderful piece of pizza is literally heaven. The ingredients are peanut butter, chicken, shertbert ice cream, ranch, and last but not least cottage cheese. If this sounds good you better call 402-662-4371 to order a delicious box of greatness!
Have you ever wanted to have all the delicious things that you like all bundled up into one thing? Well here's your chance! This is a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity! It is call the MEGA-Fatty 900! It has a doughnut on top and bottom. In between them are Hershey's melted on top and in the middle. Under the melty chocolate is bacon on top of a Cosmic Brownie. The Cosmic Brownie covers Star Crunch and crushed up Nutty Bars. The crush up Nutty Bars blanket drizzled hot fudge syrup that's on top of Rice Crispy's. All of that is on top of the bottom doughnut. Sounds scrumptious right? Call 234-876-1906 for your deliciousness!!!