If I was a fashion police officer for a day , I would probably go after anyone who broke these violations. Wearing stripes and polka dots together or non matching clothing pieces. I would even go as far as to go to their house and check their closest's to see if I had to get rid of anything terribly ugly. Like say and old granny shirt that is just not cute at all. I would got school's and make think of better outfit choices. And one the last things I would do that day would probably be call the place they got there clothes from.
There is so many things wrong with fashion these days that I don't even know what to write. I guess I will start when big kids like middle school or high school people get sarcasm shirts. It grosses me out and I just want to say something but I know I can't. Second when people mix-match completely different patterns that don't even have matching colors seriously bothers me. Third I get mad when I see dresses that are way to short, I don't know how their parents let them out the door. Fourth I can't stand when people mix and match colors. It's like they don't even care! Fifth I don't like it when people wear tall socks with jean shorts or dresses. It just irritates me. Sixth I don't like it when people wear ratty old tennis shoes with dresses.
If I was a fashion police I would go after a lot of styles I think are stupid. Mostly things like not enough clothes, but that pretty some's it up right there. I'm mostly thinking about people in tang-tops. And guys with really short shorts. I just think that's disgusting. I mean people who wear tang-tops while there working out is fine because shirts stick to people. But guys in short shorts just isn't right. One reason is the shorter the shorts are for guys, it gets really pale. Another reason is it makes people around them feel uncomfortable. So every time I see a guy do that i'll give him a ticket.
If I were a fashion police for a day this is how my day would go. For the first part of the day I would wake up get into my bedazzled police uniform and go get Starbucks. After that I would head to the mall. I would more than likely go to the Maliboo mall because there are a lot of bad shoppers there, and by bad shoppers I mean people who have terrible style choices. I would go up to all the fashionistas and tell them thank you for your service in making the fashion world better. Then I would patrol on my mini pink scooter. If I found someone wearing something disgusting I would give them a ticket. And if I found someone stealing I would arrest them, though if they were stealing something last season I would let them take it because they will probably throw it in the dumpster anyways. I am a very picky fashion police officer. So at the end of the day I will usually go offer fashion help to some other people and of course buy some stuff for myself.
If I was a fashion police officer I would go after guys in tight pants. I think they are disgusting and weird. I think that they are super ugly. I would also go after people in tank tops. It is ugly and I don't possibly see why you would why you would wear one. Especially the ones with stupid sayings on them. I also can't stand when people wear basketball shoes for regular shoes. Those are the violations that I would enforce.
I would go after people who have their pants sagging. That bothers me really bad because their are different sizes in pants so get some that fit you. Another thing I would go after is when people wear things that don't match like a yellow shirt and pink pants. I would also go after people that is when girls wear dresses and then wear jeans underneath them wear leggings or something else other than jeans. Or when people wear thinks that have holes in them like shirts with holes or jeans with holes in the knees. Another thing is that when people wear jackets that are to small for them because they can't take the jacket off without help that is really annoying.
So if I'm the fashion police for a day quite a few things are gonna have to go. Let's just start off with some little things, like SOCKS WITH SANDALS??? Okay first off why? Second off what's the point of sandals if your just go and wear socks with it. Like it just ruins it. Another one would be when people put their socks all the way up. That just eratates me like okay we get it your wearing long sock just pull them down a little! Lastly is why in the world do people where leggings with jean shorts??? I just don't get it at all. Like what's the point of wearing jean shorts when your gonna put pants underneath it!!
Something that grinds my gears is when people wear pajamas in public places. Why would you ever wear pajamas any were but your house. It's so weird when I see people casually walking around in Walmart with their pajamas on. Like what even goes on inside their head. Charlotte wakes up, she brushes her teeth, eats some breakfast. She then thinks to herself today I'm going to were my pajamas to Starbucks. This is the way I think people think. Please don't be this way if so I hate you.
My first violation would be nobody can wear flip flops with sweaters. My second violation would be no socks with sandals.My third violation would be no sports shoes with dresses.My fourth violation would be no sports shoes with skirts.
Okay, so I don't know a lot about fashion, but I do know what you shouldn't wear. For instance, it drives me crazy when people where long basketball socks with athletic capris, jean capris, and jean shorts. I also can't stand when people wear winter boots in any season, but summer. You know what else bothers me? When people wear tennis shoes with leggings. If you are going to wear a nice outfit, wear nice shoes too. Also your socks should be either right at you ankle, or they should be basketball socks. And if you pull you basketball socks up all the way, we are not considered friends anymore. And one more thing. Do not wear you hair in a slick back pony tail when you wear a nice outfit. Thanks. And seriously, don't do any of these things or I will hint you down.
There are so many things that people today do that annoy me. For example sandals and jeans. Why? When people wear something one color and then try to wear something the same color, but a different shade. It doesn't make sense to me! When people wear a print then pair it with another print that aren't even the same colors. That is the worst thing ever! The size, shape, and style of the other piece have nothing in common. The worst possible one is when girls wear the shortest shorts they can possibly find or when guys wear short shorts. It is just disgusting! I can't be the only one who thinks these things.
Will I would stop a lot of people. Let me tell you about the many crimes I see. Well, first off I see a green t-shirt and red shorts. Girls shorty shorts that would go out. Also girls shorty short dresses. Long socks pulled all the way up. Also when people go to the store with there PJ´s on. I hate that stuff. I hope you don´t do this.
I would look for people jaywalking and speeding and people that are just flat out dumb. Those people would go to jail as soon as I see there little stupid faces. They always try to get out of what they did wrong. They about everything. Why do they have yo cry like a little babies whenever they get in trouble. It is dumb when they try to get out of a speeding ticket because they were going like 1,000,000 mph.
it`s not my business how people dress. So I wouldn't have applied for this job. Even if I did get this job I would just blow it off like it was nothing.Cause it`s literally not that important how people dress.
I would arrest anyone being stupid. And I would arrest and torture them to death. I would take there brain and eat it. I would find people with the crappiest clothes in the world and buy new ones or the will have the death penalty.
Oh my gosh, I would be running after those so called "gangsters" and tell them to pull their pants up! No one needs to see your checkered boxers. No one needs that! You know it's bad when their butt pockets go all the way down to their thighs! Being "cool" is not having your pants half down. Like chill ya roll! I would be going after them in 2.4 seconds. Someone is gonna end up in hand cuffs!
If I was a fashion police for a day some of my violations that I would go after would be shoes. I would make anyone that wears under armor shoes give them to me and I would burn them. I would make them buy nike's or asic's. I would tell people that wouldn't buy any other shoes that they would have to give me 200 dollars as a fine.
I would make sure that the streets would be safe from garbage shoes like them. Look I don't have anything against under armor clothes but there shoes are awful.
If I was a fashion popo I would go after every thing. Like clogs those were so yesterday. Plus people with really tight suits. Its just like relax dudes.
I would go after people with hula hoop because that doesn't make sense at all. Who would want to have a big purse like that?
If I was a fasion police officer some things would go down. LIke crop tops I mean what the heck. I'm sorry to say it but nobody wants to see anything personal. Such as where you store your food unless you starve yourself to were them well..... Not ok..... Anyways some things are meant to not be worn like well you and me both no it socks and sandels. Also crocks EW descusting. We've all seen um... and whats up with man purses and man skirt those are for girls if you don't know that why they are sold in GIRL clothing stores. anyway like I said some things well a LOT of things would go down.
I would look for people wearing saggy pants because whats the point. (oh to make me look savage) no no no. That does not make you look savage it makes you look like your pants are ten times bigger than your butt. Like seriously, pull up your pants. No one wants to see your saggy pants showing your saggy underwear. It just makes no sense.
If I was a fashion police for a day I would go around telling people that is it so wrong to wear a nice shirt with like a gym outfit. Also when people wear socks with sandals is just weird. Like they make socks to go with shoes that don't have a spot for your toes, like the little slot that separates your big toe from your pointer toe. I would also to tell people that it is so bad to wear your basketball socks all the way up.
If I'm the fashion police officer for a day first of all I hate it when people wear basketball socks all the way to there knees. Second thing I don't like at all is when people wear jean shorts with basketball socks I also don't like it when people wear pink on pink on pink.Also I hate it when people wear crop tops. One more thing I hate is when people have earnings that go straight threw there ear. There is way more stuff I could name but it would take me forever.
It's been ten years.Ten years since those kid who have there pants down.It start with adult complaining.The it got whores they start dumping down the county.Making the North Koreans thought they could defeat us.They didn't beat us but they nuked .After the events the U.S made it law that makes everybody has to where haz mat suits.So now all I can do Is put fine on how light the yellow is on your suit.
I wouldn't even have any violations cuz every one has there own way to style and where different clothes. Every one is different and I mean who cares what you where are whatever. I dress different the person sitting next to me id different so why go after people that have old clothes? But to be honest i have nothing to write about so....
A fashon police for a day huh? First i would make shure no cusy words on cloths are there. Then i would out law polkadots and stripes together. Make students not wear jeans. No shades for anyone untill offical summer. Make sure that jackets are only worn in spring and fall. coats in winter only and sleeveless shirts in summer. That is ->almost<- everything if i were a Fashon police.
Let's see...if I was population police,I would arrest people who had shadow kids. I mean why would anyone have a third child? well let's be honest all right. If i had a shadow child, i'd have turned over my third child to the police. that is what happens when you don't follow the population law.so follow it,or it could happen. HEY! I still talking to you. I mean it. I ain't messing around.