Peter walked up to his dad. "Dad I need a advance in my allowance." The dad looked down on his son and started to pull out his wallet. "Sure son, how much do you need?"
"Alright do you want that in imaginary 100s or imaginary 50s."
And made fake gestures like he was making it rain. The son stormed off.
I thought it was supposed to be 1 with 10 sentences.
Can I go to prom dad? Not Today/
Can we go fishing? Nonono
go see Mrs snodgrass? Try again turd.
Can Reed come over? when the fat lady sings.Aka reed
You can have my ring over my dead body.
"Can I have your book' said my brother I said "in your dreams."
Will you vote for me" said Robert "i said its very unlikely."
Bob asked if his answer was right "try again" i said.
Bob asked me for money i said "no way Jose."
We asked if we could buy his house again, he said you can have my house, when I'm dead. Ron asked Jim for the pencil, Jim threw it out the window. When I asked my mom for 20$ she said when will you pay me back. I asked for a new laptop, the reply when pigs fly.
1. Billy begged for a higher grade from the teacher, but Mrs. Billybob denied him.
2. The kids wanted to go outside, but the rain disagreed with them for hours.
3. When Julie asked for a dog, her mom said, "When pigs fly!'
4. She asked for gum from her friend, but she said "Nope!"
"When pigs fly," replied the worker.
When I asked if we were going to the party, my mom replied, "negative."
"I rather not," replied my friend when I asked her to go on a run.
The answer was "think again," when I asked if I could paint my room.
"Absolutely not," was the reply I got from my parents when I asked if I could drive the car.
I asked if they could be my bay but she said or naw.
I asked when i could have a phone and mom said When PIGS FLY!
I said hey wanna come over and he said when the dogs stop barking!
Once i asked if i van have moms car but she said not today.
I asked Pedro to tie my shoe and he no way Jose!
I was walking and i fell and said hey you please help me and he said after god strikes me with lightning then god did!
When i ask if i could have a raise she said yes after you're dead.
I asked Ryan not to say or naw and he said or naw so i said no in Spanish.
Maddie asked to get another dog but her mom said not in your wildest dreams. Natalie asked Bo to the dance and he said not today not ever. Alycia went to the english teacher and asked to go to the restroom she said when the fat lady sings. Mrs. Snodgrass said the class can talk when pigs fly. Wanna go too the movie or nah? Ryan went to the movie an asked you popcorn or nah ?
1. Not in a million years.
2. Over my dead body.
3. Try again little buddy.
5. Not today little girl.
6. When the fat lady sings.
"No I will not try this I am not budgie jumping" I said. " Oh come on it's going be fun" Nick and Jake said in unison. "NO not tell the fat lady sings" I said in frustration.
when hell freezes over.
dream on sunny boy.
not if you were the last person on earth.
not if you were the last pickle at the picnic.
think again turd.
not today jose.
no way bae.
when the fat lady sings.
when the pig flies
when reed quits golfing.
when kevin durant quits basketball.
when a cast breaks.
I asked my dad if I could get a corvette he said no
Mrs. Snodgrass asked me to work one the assignment I said no way jose'.
I blocked a shot so I went up to the kid and said " No No No Not today! while waggling my finger
I asked if hayden could come over my dad said when sticks fly AKA Hayden
you used no 3 times
When I asked my mom for a tv she said keep dreaming.
When I asked to go to a friends I totally got denied.
When I asked to go to a football game she said I'd rather you not.
When someone asked for my phone I said I have to leave now.
Someone asked me to come over and I said I don't want to.
I asked to have an A in science and she said when pigs fly.
You can when I can't make a free throw.
I asked to get a new outfit and mom walked away.
Na I'm not going to have supper because it's chili.I'm never will have chili. Later my sister ask for my ipod i said "Never in my life will I give you it."
when the president ask to vote for me i said nope.
I asked angie if she wanted to go out with me and she said not a chance.
When i asked my boss for a raise she said negitive.
When mrs snodgrass said did u do ur homework i said not today jose.
When i asked my mom for a cookie she said when pigs fly.
I asked to go skydiving my mom said when the fat lady sings
I asked my parents if I could join the arm but they said,"over my dead body
One more goal and they win but when the goal block it he said,"not today"
I asked my dad if I could have a hundred dollars but he said is my hair pink.
-in a million years.
My best friend Sevanna always wants me to play uno with her and I always say nah.
I wantend to go to my best friends house but her mom said nope.
Oh... One thing... I HATE Uno.
Ways to say no:
1. I would rather not
2. Over my dead body
4. If your the last person alive
5. Try again
6. Not in my house
7. When the fat lady sings
8. In your dreams
9. In a million years
10. When pigs can fly
When Tom asked Jimmy if he has a bae, Jimmy sadly said, "Nah".
I asked my mom if I could get a new bike, and she said I could when pigs could fly. Jimmy asked Tom if he could have a drink, and he said," No No No, not today.
Over my dead body!
Are you kidding me i'm not doing that!
Talk to the hand!
You really think i am going to do that?!
Not in a million years!
When pigs fly!
One day I asked my dad if he can give me some money.
So he said what for and I said to invest in some companies.
He said ok so how much do you need. I said I need $1,000,000
and he ask if I would like that in imaginary $100 bills or imaginary $50 bills.
when can I have a million dollars? Never
1.When I asked to go to the bathroom my teacher said " not is your life depended on it",
2. I asked if I could dropkick the annoying kid and she said " I dislike that idea but thanks for asking.
3. My grandma said " go to bed" and I said " When pigs fly.
When someone asked me to give them a dollar i said nope.
u always say nop
I'd rather not. I'm not doing that. Why I cant and wont do that. I'm not trying to do that. JAcob was being a bad kid so I said dont do dat. Stop or else I will spank you richy so eat your bread crust. When I start levitating THen I will. When pigs can fly. Would you do it if he did it.OK Na bra.
I asked my mom for ice cream and she said no. He shot the basketball and I stuffed him and said not today. When I went to the grocery store the cut my card and said denied. When some hobo went up to me and asked if i would scratch his back I said rather not. When a girl asked me out I said not in your lifetime.
Can I do to Japan? Over my rotting worm infested spike impaled body.
How about Tokyo? One that's still Japan, Two when pigs become ninjas and fly you there. Ok what about China? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope. Let's try the UK? over my dead son. Dad thats me. oh.
1. When I asked for $10 he said Nope.
2. When they asked him for fruit he said Nah.
3. They wanted his test answer he said never
4. I'd Rather not said Tim when the asked him if he wanted to go to the movies
5. Not over my dead body said Tom when the asked him for his car
When my mom wanted me to clean the house, I said, "I won't!"
When my dad wanted me to go to bed I said, "Not today!"
When I blocked a shot in soccer I said not today.
When my cousin asked a girl out she said over my dead body.
When my cousin asked me for 20 bucks I said when pigs fly.
I asked my dad "If I could hang out with my friends" He said "Over my dead body."
When marry Asked "If I would ever go sky diving?" I said "Not in a million years."
1. Over my dead body
2. Hey mom can i have a dog, Never
3. When pigs fly
4. Not in my house
5. Try again
6. In your dreams
7. In a million years
8. Not today
9.If your the last person alive
10. My mom asked if i could borrow my money i said talk to the hand
The teacher asked her if she knew the answer and she replied nope.
111My sister told me to jump off a cliff and i said not a chance.
When the dog barked for the treat the owner said stop.
The person said to crawl on the the floor and she said unuh
Can I spend the night at Tyreeks? NOT TODAY it is a school night.
Can I get a flat screen tv? Naw
Can I have a piece of candy? In a million years
Can I drive the car? Ya on the second Tuesday of next week.
'Hey Jimmy,can I borrow your car?Jimmy said"Not in a million years!"
"Joey,can I eat that sandwich?Joey said"Not today!
Can I use your phone?Not in this lifetime
How to say no without saying no
Can i have a dime ? the said heck no
Dad, can I go to the mall and use your debit card? "Yeah, when I get a pet dragon you can touch my debit card"replied my dad. Can please have a birthday party? I asked. Are you kidding me absolutely not! Replied my mom. Do you wanna go jump off a cliff? Not over my dead body.
Suzie denied being the culprit.
Jack refused to go.
Abbey said that she would never do that.
Lilly said she was not going.
She said she would rather not go to the movie tonight.
Tom simply said "over my dead body" and walked away.
When I asked Bailey to come to my house she said, " Not over my dead body," joking-like.
The sign said anybody over 21 was "not allowed in", but we went in anyway.
1. I'd rather not do that with you.
2. I'm busy later on.
3.I have to babysit my little sister.
4. My parents said i cant do that.
5. I'm going to have to take a rain check i have to mourn my dead gold fish,yes it was tragic.
6. Not today i'm getting surgery,so not for like ever.
7. I'm getting my eyes flushed from looking at your face.
8. I'm on the toilet won't get off till tommarow.
9.I'm way to tired tonight, let me be.
10. I killed a squirl, now i'm grounded.
1 not today
2 if you are the last person in the world
3 in a million years
4 over my dead body
5 in your dreams
10 when pigs fly
Can I go to Tyreeks house? not today
Can i drive? in a million years
Can i have money? Not intel pigs fly
Can i leave? Nah
When pigs fly.
In a million years.
When the Ice age is over.
The teacher asked if I knew the answer I said nope.
1. When she asked "Do you play basketball, she said when pigs fly."
2. I asked my mom if I could get a bunny, she said when a fat lady does the splits."
3.When the baby, drawed on the wall, the mom she yelled stop that now!!!
1. I will never do that.
2. How about nope.
3. Like a horse, nahh.
4. Ahh hecks nah.
5. Aren't ye going to leave me alone now.
6. I will do that when the world turns yellow.
7. When pigs fly sonny when pigs fly.
8. Sure i'll do that, in another life.
9. Nah nah nah nah nah nah ne-ver will.
10. Do that never.
When Kelsey asked Jocelyn if she was going to the party she said " Was Bigfoot's shoe size a 2? That's my answer."
Megan asked her teacher if it would be okay to turn her paper in a week afterwords, she said " Not even if you were my only student."
Mattie knew that Kaylen wouldn't want to go because of her answer, "what's the opposite of yes?"
Mom asked if I wanted to do the dishes, I replied "thanks, but i'll pass."
David wanted to cheat off of my paper, and i replied "over my dead body!"
Some one asked me if I wanted to go to a party, and I said "I'd rather not."
Laura wanted to know if I wanted to go four-wheeling and I said nope, not today.
Jonathan wanted to know if I would go on a date with him, and I said not if you were the last person on earth!
Riley told me to go try out for the lead in the school play, I wasn't about to to it so i said "I will when your pet pig can fly!"
My friend, Alex, asked if I wanted to go shopping for clothes ( wich I hate doing) and I really didn't want to, so I replied 'nahhh i'm good."
2.when people ask me for money I say ahahaha your joking right?
3.mabye(witch is what my dad says when i ask for money)
4.when I was asked to help with the kids I said if you give me everything you own(odd enough they took it as a yes)
When the thirteen year old boy asked his dad to take him to an R rated move he answered with "Not to save the world!"
when I asked my dad if I could go to prom he said never ask again .
hey mom can i go for ice cream she said na
I asked my mom if I could move out she said never in your wildest dreams .
Not in a million years that I will be a Golfer. I will never eat Chinese. I will never go back to a golf game.
1. go take out the trash. I don't want to
I can't I am going somewhere......
A couple of boys went to a weight room only to find a sign that said "No one under 17 allowed" which meant they would not be working out today.
When I asked my mom if I could go to the party she said bitterly "Never in your wildest dreams!"
My friend asked me for one hundred dollars, and my response was "Not over my dead body!"
My friend asked a girl out and got rejected badly with "Not if you were the last guy on earth."
I went to this gas station because I needed to go to the bathroom, not to buy something, then I saw a sticker on the window that said, "Bathroom is for paying customers only" meaning I would not be going to the bathroom.
what do your parents say to you when you ask for somthing
mom can i have a donuts not you dont need one
Seth asked Jessica to the dance and she promptly replied NEVER!
"Mom can I have 100 dollars for the game?" " Does it look like money grows on trees!"
I declined the offer.
When I asked my mom to go to my friends house she said Nah.
When I was asked to jump off a plane in the sky I said nope not today.
When I was told to go to school I said not in tell pigs start to fly.
My uncle told me to fall and trip on my face I said not over my dead body!
When Aaron told me to eat pie I said not in tell wood chucks start to chuck wood.
1) Jamie asked for a pencil from Jane, but Jane denied her.
2) Joan's mom asked her to clean her room and Joan said "Over my dead body!"
3) I asked my teachers helper named Hilda is she had an outfit for each day and she said "Negative."
4) I asked for a pencil and Mrs. Snodgrass said "Nope"
5) I asked this boy to go to prom with me and he said " In your dreams!"
When I asked my mom if I could go to the park she said ,not going to happen.
When I asked for a raise my boss said, are you nuts.
I asked If it was going to rain today my mom said, negative.
When I asked my dad for a convertable he said, nay.
I asked if we were going to the zoo today and my mom said is money growing on trees yet.
Can i have this , you can't.
Do u want this, naw.
Do you like this ,absolutly not.
Can i drive your car ,not in your dream?
The old lady asked if i can car i your car not in your dreams.
Most likely not.
When it freezes over.
Can we go to the green bridge? Consider something else.
Are you for real?
1My mom said sorry to if i can have pie.
2The guy said Na if i cold make for him and his friends pie.
3 The school bored said not to day to my pie.
4I said never to playing with my pie.
5my dad said when pigs fly to having pie.
1)She asked her mother when she would take her out driving.
Her mother replied, "When I see pigs fly, I'll let you drive."
2)Benji asked Cherry out on a date.
Cherry replied, "I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on earth."
3)Kayla asked Finley if she wanted to spend the night.
Finley replied, "In your dreams Kayla."
4)Palmer asked Olivia to play.
Olivia said, "I'll have to take a rain check."
5)Court wanted know if she could go see Tasha.
Her mother told her, "Do ballerinas where tap shoes?"
6)Four teenagers walked up to a restaurant. Posted on the door was a sign that said, "No one over 21 is allowed." They won't be eating out for dinner now.
1. When my neighbor asked me at school the other day if i would go to prom with him, I rejected him because I was already going with someone.
2.I knew that if I didn't study for the test tomorrow that I would get a very bad grade.
3.I dislike people who are disrespectful!
When hell freezes
its a bust
not in a million years
when pigs fly
over my dead body
dont want to
your kidding right
When the boy asked for a ride home I said maybe some other time.
When the boy asked for a ride home I said not today.
When the boy asked for a ride home I said how about not.
When the boy asked for a ride home I said I'm sorry keep looking.
When the boy asked for a ride home I said keep dreaming.
When the boy asked for a ride home I said probably not .
When the boy asked for a ride home I said I would but I'm busy.
When the boy asked for a ride home I said it won't work today.
When the boy asked for a ride home I said when pigs fly boy.
When the boy asked for a ride home I just gave him a look and drove off.
1Can I go hangout with you guys? Um well we cant my mom just texted me
2.Hey can we hangout? Nagative
3.Hey can we hangout? The oppoaite of yes
4.Hey can we hangout? The opposite of positive.
5.Hey can we hangout? Not in a million years
6. Hey can we hangout? not a chance
7. Hey can we hangout? Probably not.
8. Hey can we hangout? Im Sorry but tell me what this spells N.O
9. Hey can we hangout ? Say on backwards.
10. Hey can we hangout ? Not really cus im busy
"Hey dad, is it ok if I go to a party at 1 in the morning?" Beau said. "In your dreams" dad said.
"Hey mom, is it ok if I get a tiger?" Sam said. "How about nah." Mom said.
"Hey! Wanna go vandalize walls?" Mark said. "How about ummm negative." Jake said.
"Wanna go sneak out to a party after 2nd period?" Traeten said. "I have someone better to do." Darin said.
"Can we skip class?" Travis asked. "Negative".
1 Hey mom can I go to the park? 'denied' mom siad.
2 Hey mom can I go to the park? 'negative' said mom.
3 Hey mom can I go to the park? 'NOPE!' said mom.
4 Hey mom can I go to the park? ''when my dog calms down." mom said.
"Will you marry me Kim?" Hunter asked politely. "In your dreams." She replied rudely."In short nata, nay, over my dead body, when pigs fly, when Traeten stops talking, when Dean stops being smart, when Travis stops hunting, when Tobias hates Tris, when Juliet stops loving Romeo, When Aaron stops being mean to Alex."
This is ten ways to turn someone down:
Um not a chance.
Never in my life.
Not even if you were the last person on earth.
When my step grandpa stops playing golf.
When Anne stops reading.
When I use the correct grammar to ask what the weather will be.
When Hailey learns to spell correctly.
1)When the letter for insurents came back it said denied.
2)When I asked my friend on a date she said never.
3)When the class get's quiet.
"I don't think so."
"Because I said so."
"Don't even think about it."
"When pigs fly."
"Don't even try to out fight me."
"Are you serious?"
"You're kidding, right?"
"Over my dead body!!"
Can we go to the basketball game?nah
Can we go hunting?nope
Can we go watch a movie?not today
Can we go to Montana?naw
If Dean stops being smart.
If Hunter stops playing video games.
If Jake stops being weird.
When Traten stops talking.
Not today, not ever.
Not in a million years!
When pigs fly!
Why would I do that?
Keep on dreaming.
When Anne stops reading!
When Travis actually knows grammar!
1) I asked my mom if I could have a hundred dollars, and she said in your dreams. 2) When I asked my mom if I could drive home she said not today!!
Mom can I have a dog for christmas this year I really want one please I'm sorry I don't think so morgan.
Mom can we go to the water park tomorrow and then get ice cream on the way home I will think about it and you will see tomorrow.
1. "Thas wickty wack bro, wickity wack." Said the Gansta I asked for a "favor"
2. "Bruh, when Illumintation sinks, I'll do dat." Said the other Gansta I asked (Joke's on him Illumination is actually a mount dirt and rock submarine)
3."Travis, I'll let you in Illumination when I stop my unusual habit of talking with a slur." I said to Travis of the Travis Republic.
4."Travis, seriously, go away or I'll call Illumination Border Patrol" Yea.
5."TRAVIS. GO. AWAY. BRUH. THIS IS NOT WHAT I'M BEING PAYED TO DO." I said the third time. That day.
6."Travis, I will let you in when I'm no longer president of Illumination." I said the fourth time that day.
2 actually kinda means yes, but we've never gotten Illumination to sink... so....
And you forgot the "ed" on "mounted"
Wow, thanks. Your pay has been raised.
When the creepy guy asked me, "Want to get in my van", I said to him,"Depends, does 4+4=5."
"You can pay for the T.V. if you want it", said my mom to me, even though I am 6.
"I'll help you when Ann stops hitting me."
"If birds have hands, and I have wings, then go ahead."
Never in a million years. Not over my dead body. Not a chance. Not until Anne stops trying to beat everybody. Not until they stop showing pretty little liars.
1.How about screw you.
3.When Pigs stop crapping.
4.When Jake's Noodle gun breaks.
5.When your mom stops calling me.
6.When your girlfriend stops calling me.
I will not do that. When anne gets a f in class. when anne stopes reading. when hailey spells things corect.
"I will go to the dance with you Brody, when I drop dead."
"Can you pay for it yourself?" was my mother reply.
"Negative, Anne will never stop loving Divergent"
"Nada," was my response to my little sister.